A story for the ages
Once upon a time there were a bunch of people who decided they didn’t like Football anymore.
What is to like about a bunch of men, who exclude women – those bastards, running around on a patch of grass on a Saturday afternoon throwing funny-shaped ball around trying to ‘score’? There is a bunch of made-up rules of the game that are constantly broken anyway as they bash each other in the most barbaric way. The strangest thing is how this seems to excite the crowds who arrive religiously every Saturday in their tens of thousands, wearing funny gear and singing funny songs.
Afterwards they clog up the streets and cause traffic jams, making a mess of the public spaces that they really don’t share with everyone. In some cases this ‘entertainment’ is even allowed as tax break for the corporate types, which is a ridiculous use of taxpayer funds and completely unfair. They have access to these...